Meet twenty-eight year old Ellen James. A sarcastic, feisty, foul-mouthed ER Nurse. She is snarky, sassy, and sometimes crudely inappropriate. After a terrible breakup with her fiancé, Ellen has promised herself that she will never make the mistake of falling for another man again… and physicians, well she’s more than written them off.
Once she meets sexy Trauma Surgeon, Dr. Trent Hamilton, this promise is unbelievably hard to keep. This too-hot-for-Ellen's-own-good man is undeniably sexy and down-right irresistible. He leaves her breathless, speechless, and irritatingly turned on. He makes her fantasize about him in all kinds of dirty, inappropriate ways.
With the help of her obnoxious, and often times hilarious best friend Amy, Ellen will find herself in several crazy, embarrassing situations.
This is a story of friendship, love and how one very sarcastic woman can find the strength to pick up the pieces after having her heart broken.
In her first novel, N.A. Alcorn provides interesting takes on the word vagina, while giving you a reason to re-think your next visit to the Emergency Room. This book is bound to make you laugh, smile, and provide you with enough sarcasm to choke your grandmother. No, N.A. doesn’t want anything bad to happen to your Grandma Ruth, but she does want you to strongly consider re-naming your vibrator after a guy who’s at the top of your spank bank rotation. Be prepared for dripping juice-boxes, awkward pelvic thrusting, and a little suspense to keep your snatch on edge.
N.A. Alcorn is a wife, mother, labor and delivery nurse, writer, and blogger. She lives in Cincinnati with her husband and three-year-old son, Sid. In her spare time she enjoys reading, writing, running, and having inappropriate conversations with her blog besties. She also has a serious addiction to music and her all-time favorite band is Incubus. Her ability to eat an ungodly amount of Reese’s Cups in a fifteen minute time frame would quite literally blow your mind.
Author Site: http://www.naalcorn.wordpress.com/
LLL&R Blog: http://livelovelaughandread.com/
OMG I think I peed my pants within the first 10% of the book it was that funny!
It's not only Hilarious but it's Hot.
I just want to hang out with Ellen & Amy they are a hoot. Trent is on a mission to make Ellen his & lucky for him her vagina does all her thinking. There was one part of the book where it was no longer funny but thankfully things when back to normal pretty quick (book pages quick lol).
Trent seems to fit right in with Ellen & Amy which just adds to their antics.
I can not wait for Amy's story "The Infamous Amy Jackson" coming Feb 2014
"I feel completely certifiable most days, and my therapist's recommendation is Prozac. I'm actually parietal to a bottle of tequila and a rough ride to Pound Town. Can you feel my sexual frustration?"
"Tequila and I have a serious love-hate relationship. I loved to drink her all night long, and then the next day, I hated that bitch something fierce."
"That guy had eaten my pussy like a fat guy on death row smothering himself in a box of Twinkies."
"After numerous shots of tequila and being thrown out of Murphy's Pub, she found out that getting punched in the vagina really does hurt like a motherfucker."
"The first step in fixing a problem starts with admitting you have a problem. My name is Ellen and my traitor nipples have an addiction to sexy physicians."